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Asking for Trouble: Cosmic Edition

Having just seen Prometheus, it’s become clear to me that a lot of people just have no sense at all when it comes to naming their starships. Isn’t naming a space ship “Prometheus” just asking for something bad to happen? Like saying “This ship is unsinkable.” With that in mind, here’s a list of names I would never use on a space ship:

  • Prometheus
  • Icarus (from Event Horizon)
  • Hubris
  • Oedipus
  • Nemesis
  • Eumenides (or Furies, Fates, etc.)
  • Ragnarok
  • Poetic Justice
  • Death Star (cool name, but way too much baggage)
  • Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong
  • Shyamalan
On the other hand, “Oh No, Oh No, We’re All Going to Die” would probably be fine.

1 Comment

  1. gordsellar

    The guy who has the best handle on naming ships in the business? (The SF business, I mean.)

    Iain M. Banks. I mean, look at these names:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Novels

    “Screw Loose”? “Prosthetic Conscience”? “So Much For Subtlety”? Perfect. And they express the personalities of the ship AIs and everything. 🙂

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